Skip to main content

Put the Silicon to the Titties

to apply oneself conscientiously to one's work.
it is similar to the idiom of keeping your nose to the grindstone in both meaning and logical origin (or lack thereof). Essentially, it is the 'grindstone' saying adapted to the 21st century, and more specifically applies to the elimination of procrastination tendencies, i.e. do work son.
Brennan: Damn fool, I wanna get keyed off that purp, but i got homework to do.
Scott: Bro, just put the silicon to the titties and hit me up when you're done
Brennan: Dopeskeet.
by seekingbj May 16, 2009
mugGet the Put the Silicon to the Tittiesmug.

calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"
Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.
by NicoDeGregorio February 11, 2014
mugGet the calm your tittiesmug.

lesbian titty fucker

a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body
by merman24000 July 27, 2012
mugGet the lesbian titty fuckermug.

Titty Tap Tuesday

a day of the week (Tuesday) in which any person (male or female) is allowed to tap another one's breasts without backlash
Yes bitch, it's Titty Tap Tuesday! We can finally tap each other's tits!!
by bwayboy227 June 25, 2018
mugGet the Titty Tap Tuesdaymug.

Hard Boiled Titties

1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating

2. they are excellent for titty sex
1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!

2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.
by Jajoe February 10, 2010
mugGet the Hard Boiled Tittiesmug.

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
mugGet the Water Balloon Tittiesmug.

King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.
Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus
by DustNugget December 9, 2011
mugGet the King Titty Whompusmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email