Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021

in the mud

you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania

fuck i fail.
you are in the mud

by inthemud January 16, 2023

Mud McClurski

The act of shoving another person's face into the mud. This is usually done as a surprise.

I've, checked your schedule to make sure you are free. It's a perfect chance to get a Mud McClurski from me.

by Eddie Steve March 14, 2025

Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

F-mud

Fuck my useless degree

When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

Mud Fin

Mud fin is when someone passes gas, emitting some fecal matter that gets flattened out between their butt cheeks, poking out of the crack like a shark fin.

Steve could tell that last flatulence gave him a mud fin.

by Lazy Reggie August 4, 2013