Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

by shartacus October 7, 2022

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Clown

Absolute fucking jester

Thinks everything is funny

A complete joke
Someone who is a fool before they are a person

Steven- oh hi long time no se--
Patrick- you fucking clown

by Leftelbow February 4, 2020

clown

a word typically used to describe sebastian javier, formerly known as sebastian olzanski

me: did sebastian follow you yet?
friend: nahh

me: wow what a clown

by xxxposer July 15, 2019

Clown

Someone who is an absolute fool and receives zero respect, says some of the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard, has zero intelligence, has an absolute smoke for a sister; Brady Argall

Damn bro you really just deep throated that doorknob... you’re a clown for that.

by Bootysnorkeler6969 April 16, 2020

clown

China.

Look! What a clown!(Pointed at Xi Jinping)

by CHINA GOOD July 29, 2021