italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Snake Oil

A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it

Oh man she’s so good at snake oil

by Bigsexy1387 August 13, 2021

Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021

wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake

"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"

by snuffletussul October 20, 2016

Snake

Someone who is super fake and does things that they talked badly about before

Avery Wright is SUCH a snake

by bellybai May 21, 2018

Snake

Someone who gains your trust and then you tell them your weaknesses......then when your vulnerable use that information to hurt you. In others words a snake is also a scumbag too.

Richie says to Matts wife Toyoko

"Hey Toyoko , Matt told me in private he cheated on his old girlfriend Sunny so I guess he will eventually do that to you to"

Matt says to Richie when he finds out what he said to Toyoko

OMG.......OMG fucking god......,"Your a real snake Jason for saying personal information behind my back to my wife......how dare you!.......how fucking dare you!........you disrespectful disgusting man!

by Max Goope April 18, 2018