Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

by Bigsexy1387 August 13, 2021

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)
by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake
by snuffletussul October 20, 2016

Avery Wright is SUCH a snake
by bellybai May 21, 2018

Someone who gains your trust and then you tell them your weaknesses......then when your vulnerable use that information to hurt you. In others words a snake is also a scumbag too.
Richie says to Matts wife Toyoko
"Hey Toyoko , Matt told me in private he cheated on his old girlfriend Sunny so I guess he will eventually do that to you to"
Matt says to Richie when he finds out what he said to Toyoko
OMG.......OMG fucking god......,"Your a real snake Jason for saying personal information behind my back to my wife......how dare you!.......how fucking dare you!........you disrespectful disgusting man!
"Hey Toyoko , Matt told me in private he cheated on his old girlfriend Sunny so I guess he will eventually do that to you to"
Matt says to Richie when he finds out what he said to Toyoko
OMG.......OMG fucking god......,"Your a real snake Jason for saying personal information behind my back to my wife......how dare you!.......how fucking dare you!........you disrespectful disgusting man!
by Max Goope April 18, 2018
