Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

So Sausage

A really solid citizen full of commitment
Source: Alexander Stevenson

“He’s so sausage he doesn't come off half cock”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

back sausages

When a woman has back fat all down her posterior its looks like sausages all the way down

Damn I can't hit that from behind, I don't want to look at back sausages

by IBThisUsernameDoesntExist August 11, 2018

Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

by Haze Down July 15, 2022

Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

Grilled sausage

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled

Man, Sarah went so hard on Tom that he’s got a classic case of Grilled Sausage!

by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024

Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021