when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019
Get the Russian Swordfishmug. by Russian Attack Helicopter August 26, 2024
Get the Russian Attack Helicoptermug. After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.
by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017
Get the russian punching bagmug. A Russian Rugburn is a sexual activity taking place between two people. The first person or the "Rug" goes multiple days or weeks without wiping after excreting bodily waste, causing the excess waste to stick and "crust". The second person in the activity lays down on their back shirtless. The "Rug" then stands above the second person without pants and begins to rub their unwiped behind against the chest of the receiver. Causing "rugburn"
by UrbanBakon April 13, 2024
Get the Russian Rugburnmug. A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
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Get the russian gangbangmug.