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beach poop

After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.
I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!
by Beachpooper June 28, 2021
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poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...
Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!
by poonanni October 1, 2021
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poop air

A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.
After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"
by CheeseCutterVT January 26, 2012
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Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"
by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012
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Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package
I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase
by Puck it February 1, 2014
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Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
by Carbomb September 28, 2011
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Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.
person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.
by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020
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