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poop joke 

Type of joke made by those with a peculiar fixation on feces and colonic function. A joke which has a particular emphasis on feces or colonic function.
Sam continued to post his poop jokes on urbandictionary.com, but they weren't really slang terms.
poop joke by somegoof January 20, 2005
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poop toot 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.
Hey Brandi; when you're off that pole, come over so I can use your asshole for a poop toot.
poop toot by Marcos2011 October 24, 2014

poop shoot

Don't fool yourself girl, it's going up your poop shoot - (Thank you Frank Zappa)

poop job 

when a girl forces a guy to poop in her mouth, then demands to give the guy head with her poop-filled mouth. normal men will object, but special men will allow this action to occur.
bill was aroused when he heard of his girlfriend's poop job fetish.
poop job by adam simoneau December 14, 2004

Poop in and out 

The act in which two participants sit on all fours, butt-to-butt and the first, "penetrating" partner poops into the second, "receiving" partner's anus, the second partner then returns the poop to the first in the same fashion and this is repeated again and again and again...
Dude, you wanna go upstairs and poop in and out?

No way man, we'd have to put plastic down and everything, let's do it outside.

Okay, I know the perfect place...

poop shit ass

an alternate way of saying; fuck, damnit, shit, shit balls, mutherfucker, tits, tits and bagels, and oh no.
"hey dude, my mom found my our weed in my room"
"aww poop shit ass, how much trouble did you get in"
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while bowling you drop your 16 lb bowling ball on your foot
"POOP SHIT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!''
poop shit ass by UnkieDave September 6, 2012