Smear job

When you smear dabs on a bowl of weed

We don't have a rig should we just do a smear job

by 4skinners April 8, 2016

vibe job

when you and your bros are vibing and one of you decides to give the other head (no homo is optional)

"Dude, Todd came over and I gave him a vibe job."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."

by operalakes October 5, 2019

Hollow Job

When BJ so good you hollow that dick out.

Suz left me dead with that hollow job.

by J183 October 26, 2017

Fan-Job

fan service

JJ Abrams does nothing but fan-jobs in Rise of Skywalker.

by NotAClickBot December 18, 2019

Flem Job

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.

David Butts revived a Flem Job.

by Anyonumus TPS Saint August 23, 2018

Job Kangaroo

Someone who hops around jobs and jumps between job to job

He’s just got himself a new job again - he’s such a job kangaroo

by OliveWills September 29, 2023

Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.

"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."

by Eloteloca July 2, 2023