fake vacation

when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.
"im quiting"
"why? i thought giving you vacation was enough?"
"well, they are just fake vacation ."
by jarniwan October 29, 2023
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save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game
Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.
by gayzad July 26, 2023
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Fake Foreigner

Pejorative name for often monolingual foreign passport holders who despite living their entire lives in the country they are based in, still introduce themselves as foreign citizens of a country from which they don't speak its official language and are unfamiliar with the local culture and customs.
"Coco keeps telling people she is from Argentina, but the other day she couldn't tell us what its capital was."

"Dude, she is a fake foreigner, didn't you know?"

"Fake foreigners can attend any university they want because they are excempt from taking the National College Entrance Examination."

"You can tell Vicky and David are fake foreigners because even-though they both claim to be from New Zealand, they only lived there for 6 months and can barely say a few words in English."
by Chimsy May 29, 2022
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Fake You

When someone else is acting like you and then catfishs someone into having sex over Instagram DMS
Omg you have a fake you!!
by djsjsbd March 25, 2019
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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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Fake twalling

Girl#1: I'm about to fight this girl after work

Girl #2: stop "fake twalling"
by A.N.R.D. March 13, 2017
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Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 09, 2020
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