Dutch Marnix

The funniest, most charming guy you'll ever meet. Never fails to brighten up the room, and is friends with everyone, even when he doesn't have to be. He'll make any girl wish they'd fall in his arms, and any guy want to be him.

Wow, I wish I had a Dutch Marnix in my life. That'd fulfill me.

by Tara Moore December 16, 2018

Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air

So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)

by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020

all them years dutch for this snake

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake

all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2

by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

dutch nipple

A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.

"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"

by Thisisawkard January 18, 2020

Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench

“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”

by Gilbra DeCaturd September 04, 2021

Rusty Dutch boy

The act of intercourse during the menstruation.

He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.

by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019