Two night stand 

Having a one night stand that is followed by a second night of long sex with the sex partner. After the second night stand, if you recieve no texts or phone calls and you loose all hope of maybe forming a relationship with this person, then you were just a cheap two night stand.

Are Trenna and Craig dating?" "No they fucked twice, but thats it." "Damn, thats a two night stand.

Two night stand by igrowtrees January 8, 2011

Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.

Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*

Twelfth Night by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011

wet birds don't fly at night 

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

wet birds don't fly at night by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

Tonight's Da Night 

When you and ur friend hang out somewhere to find girls and you in your best clothes, feelin' extremely confident, looking fresh..

Patrick: Yo' wanna go to the mall

Wayne: Yea cuz tonight's da night

Patrick: Yea i feel u brotha

Tonight's Da Night by Crusada December 12, 2008

One Hairy Night Stand 

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

One Hairy Night Stand by Toocooltobefriendswithu February 19, 2009

fucking night elf 

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

fucking night elf by Shtoink September 27, 2006

friday night niggers 

Any rap or TV show with a high percentage of niggers performing on it, especially music video or rap shows. Similar to the former NBC show, Friday Night Videos.

Did you see the MTV Video awards last night, Slick? Shit, it was like Friday Night Niggers all over the place.

friday night niggers by moosehead7 August 4, 2006