Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜🤪 Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. 🐒 Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, 😂 when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.
by Apachicano October 14, 2025
Get the Orange Necksmug. by Doorgoo November 12, 2018
Get the thicc neckingmug. When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.
Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.
by fascia lata November 6, 2021
Get the Uber neckmug. You talkin bout that bitch with the big ass titties? Man that bitch throated 3 nuts out my shlong. Big ass titties wit a strong neck to catch nuts
by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024
Get the Strong neckmug. Typically adorned by males and are respectfully appreciated only by those who represent it. Cause presentation is goal, and rarely is this jewelry worth anything, due to the fact majority of chains are ceiling fan pull switches, and even toilet handle pool chains are popular. No matter cause the medallion or relic if mojo is involved makes all the difference. And has nothing to do with fashion statements, but say a lot about the man and which is usally discretely feeling him self…..,
We missed a chance to stunt, but I know my neck piece goes hard, easy to find….lights up and shines, and gives life like bolts on frankienstien .
by Dadiedoe September 23, 2022
Get the neck piecemug. by m4ng0zz April 7, 2022
Get the Neck Gaiter andmug. Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.
by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014
Get the wiener neckmug.