I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
by Jimbo Big Slice January 09, 2021
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 04, 2023
Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.
Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.
Omg what drink?!
I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.
:0 No way!
Omg what drink?!
I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.
:0 No way!
by coolrosie1000 February 24, 2024
Is the best thing ever, saved us all from hell, is the actual best thing in existence, better than sex, better than Nutella, and Little Mikey is his best friend.
P1: LOOK! MIKE WAZOWSKI IS HERE!!!
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*
by Jimmy893YT December 02, 2024
This word has two meanings;
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
Example 1:
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
by reformedshibainu October 19, 2022
A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 27, 2021
A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.
by Aggro mike September 01, 2018