Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed

Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max

by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022

Max

The god of having absolute massive, heavy, girthy, gumballs. His gumballs create the larges bubbles. He also has a monster cock

Girl - "Have you seen how hot Max's gumballs are, I would love to have those in my mouth"

by anonymous November 16, 2022

max

omg max is the best person ever and is really sexy and i mean it he is handsome funny and smart

max was here and monty

by hunter45 November 16, 2022

max koochklien

max is so tall and attractive he is the first thing you think of when you wake up i nthe morning and the last thing youll see before you die. max is a player hater and needs to eat a dick.

omg thats max koochklien, hes so MEAF

by ballssucker69 November 21, 2022

max

pea green coat
mullet
morning breath woof
leaves onm opened

wow, have u seen max in his pea green coat, NOBHEAD

by indilove November 28, 2022

Max

The onion king, with the sweatiest palms ever seen

- Have you shaked his hand yet?
- Yea, he's such a Max

by Kashtag April 22, 2022

max

max is awesome. hes so caring and cool

person 1: my bf is so cool and sweet
person 2: oh hes such a max

by igetbitches2 April 23, 2022