matthew

fat faggot

im gonna touch matthew (fat faggot) tonight

by anonymous May 26, 2024

Matthew

A guy with a massive cock.

Guy 1: "Have you seen Matthew's cock?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's fucking massive!"

by Matthew's Massive Cock May 26, 2024

Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe

damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024

Matthew

Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at handyman tasks. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and lifting weights.

Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome and obviously more attractive than anyone named Molly.

by Gagandeep Singha November 25, 2021