Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

slime_machine

a guy on twitter who demortalix was being fuckin mean to

Holy shit it's that Twitter user slime_machine, man he doesn't suck!

by VDevelopment March 9, 2025

slime_machine

a little bitch on twitter

slime_machine wants a mean definitely of their name

by ilovetinylittlekitties March 9, 2025

Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

moo machine

another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of masturbating behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of beating your dick behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025