Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
by Eddy January 21, 2009
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I looked up and saw the sexiest guy I've ever seen. He had dark hair, tan, a 6 pack and the greatest smile I have ever seen. I immediately got butterflies in my vagina
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Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.
Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss
Colin: What?
Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss
Colin: What?
Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
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He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones
It can be any abuse
Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either
He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible
He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these
He is just a fucking asshole
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones
It can be any abuse
Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either
He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible
He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these
He is just a fucking asshole
Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole
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