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giant monster balls

balls that are giant
"wow! what big giant monster balls you have!!"
by ilovejapaneseanal69 February 3, 2024
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Going Monster

When you Go Monster you go absolutely batshit crazy. You loose your mind from the excitement and partying that is currently taking place.
I spent my whole Christmas vacation going monster!
by Jon DGAF July 11, 2019
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monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.
Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.
by Wfchampa April 20, 2018
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Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.
Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.
by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025
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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019
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Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
by NO1R April 5, 2022
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Gugubiru Monster

A seven-foot-tall blue penis-shaped creature that steals people's gugubirus. He only appears at night and preys on unsuspecting victims. His first confirmed sighting occured in the country of Chin-Kwanistan on the 23rd of October, 2024.
"Bro๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” just now I see gugubiru monster bro๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ at the ้ฉฌ่ทฏ bro๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” and he say STOPP๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ›‘โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹ STOP NOWโœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ STOPPPPP๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก and say he want to keel me bro ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ”ฅ"

"I am a hacker I love to suck gugubiru monster gyatt"
by SigmaGeneric December 4, 2024
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