MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks
Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.
by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is an amazing person who will stun you every chance he gets, he's usually gay or closeted, very rarely will Matthew have a full straight way of life. Overall Matthew will be the best lover you will find and do everything you can not to loose him. Matthew is going to make you feel so good both emotionally nd physically, he's a great friend and overall an amazing person
God I wish I was like Matthew he has such a perfect life and a perfect boyfriend
by Yourmumma8282991 December 03, 2021
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Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.
Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
by Ggwk April 02, 2024
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matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense
"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"
by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
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Matthew

That man has a Matthew head
by Matthew.is.bald January 24, 2023
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Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.
Woah, Matthew is sturdy.
by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021
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matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.
Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”
by baddielucygirl December 14, 2022
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