Pussy fresh brain

A girl (Jess) thinks about this all the time. Grant loves it.

Jess:"May i give you pussy fresh brain?"
Grant: "Of course!"
*They then go into guest house

by WetnWild69 March 12, 2009

Boner-Brain Barrier

When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.

Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.

Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"

by The definer2017 February 4, 2012

Alien Brain Hemorrhage

A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.

"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"

"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."

by Elia K. February 29, 2012

sucking on my brain

the act of giving me head...

bitch keep sucking on my brain...

by happy420xxx January 16, 2011

Shandris Brain

A mental condition where one grows up in an environment with virtually zero competition or adversity and gains a false sense of confidence and achievement that stunts their mental development for life. The safety found in living above incredibly low standards is at first a comfort but becomes a dependence. Once shandris brain has fully developed a patient will reject most forms of self improvement and seek environments that reinforce their delusions of grandeur.

Person 1: "I can't believe him! He refuses to accept our advice on what to do and continuously does the wrong thing! I don't get it."
Person 2: "Dude he has shandris brain, have patience."
Person 1: "I'm sorry, I had no idea. I'll be more patient with him in the future."

by Concerned-Individual February 24, 2021

brain dump

Receiving fellatio (Getting brain) while having a bowel movement.

My girl was hot for my rod, but I had just eaten 2 burritos, so it was time for a brain dump.

by EastmanDC October 30, 2008

poopy gurl brain

Gaylords who allways seem to have shit for brains

Pla975 who is a gay lord that HAS shit for brains

by Dipshit January 20, 2004