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High School

Well, high school. You know..
It's pretty self-explanatory, really.
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dumby high 

noun; a way of describing something incredibly difficult to the point that the situation is stupid, making the situation appear to you as if you were high
Jake: How was that math test michael?

Michael: It was pretty easy, but that one problem converting sin to cosin was dumby high.
dumby high by MikeyNIME February 15, 2010

Lake Washington High School 

LW is a public school in Kirkland WA. The mascot is the Purple Kangaroos.

The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks

The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.

Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.

Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
Lw? Where the rips run rampant?

Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.

The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
science fiction that's only awesome when you're high
Yeah man, you can't really appreciate the subtleties of Shatner's acting unless your cognitive functions are impaired. It's the best high-fi ever.
high-fi by jasonc March 31, 2012

Hipster kiss 

When two hipsters use telepathy to declare a romantic interest in one another. Words, a peck on the cheek, a reassuring touch, or even a simple smile would betray emotion, thereby running the risk that onlookers might suspect the two hipsters are enjoying the moment truthfully (rather than ironically).
"Lars, do you see how Marius and Clementine are staring coldly at one another from across the room, without speaking or motion of any kind? Do you see how dead her eyes look behind those turquoise spectacles?"

"Yes, Niko, I do. What's their deal?"

"It's a hipster kiss. They'll be engaged as quickly as you can Tweet 'Free art show! BYOB!!' "

Hipstake 

An expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.
"Did you hear that Humphrey got Tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of Bjork embracing Madonna, instead of a condom?"

"Hipstake!"