Ethan

ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

A cool guy with a very large penis that the ladies won’t be disappointed with

Girl1: OMG I could use some Ethan now

Girl2: oh yes he was a very big cock

by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020

ethan kelly

ethan kelly is horrible at 8 ball and is a handyman.

that’s ethan kelly! he is absolutely horrible at 8 ball.

by imsogoodat8ball November 28, 2021

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan

The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much

Friend 1: i don’t like you

Friend 2: Ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan either

by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021

ethan lynch

a horrible person who does fucked up things to women .
liar , cheater and manipulator and much more!

bro ethan lynch has no respect for women

by meowmamaqueen January 8, 2025

Ethan

a gay mexican

ethan enjoys getting pegged in the butt

by toeandpplicker May 7, 2024

Ethan

The biggest faggot alive

Look at Ethan he’s so gay

by Youngod277 November 9, 2018