Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023

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Steph Curry dump

A dump so urgent that that it escapes your colon and splashes down like an Apollo space capsule from way out in 3 point land before you’ve had time to sit.

I was clenched up and prairie dogging, and befor I could even plant cheeks on the seat it was a Steph curry dump from 3 point land. Nothing but net

by CookFromNOLA December 15, 2023

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Cup and Dump

When your cupping your girls boob and taking a shit at the same time

"Did you think i should try the Cup and Dump on Stacey tonight?"

by dabaeshea6 August 25, 2016

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Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

by zlarky December 03, 2010

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Power Dump

A dump taken before doing an important and/ or strenuous task in order to gain mental clarity and increased focus. Also, a preventive measure against accidental sharting.

Bro, before we hit these Deadlift PRs I'm gonna go take a power dump... rack them weights, I'll be right back.

by Neilus da realist June 22, 2017

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