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Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.
I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..
by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020
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dead shit team

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together
that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team
by B Rodriguez October 25, 2017
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DIS (DEAD IN SPACE)

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!
Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)
by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2012
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Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes
Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead
by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019
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my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.
Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead
by DeanoLad June 13, 2020
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is urban dictionary dead

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021
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Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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