Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025

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Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024

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Cold weapon

White arm aka cold weapon. Is a weapon that does not use fire or explosions (such as an act of combustion) Fists, elbows, knee, a knife, swords, club an axe etc;

Man Devin got into it with two guys at the club last night and laid them both out. mans a “cold weapon”

by Sketchy at best July 22, 2022

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Cold Nonbinary Winter

a term used to define enbies being unapologetically themselves, having fun, loving yourself, just being you, it’s turning up, driving the boat and not giving a damn about what nobody’s saying

we having a cold nonbinary winter this year fuckers

by Rain Flare April 28, 2021

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