Christian

A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.
Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.
by georificer December 19, 2022
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northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.
Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.
by Parker Farr June 4, 2023
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Christian

Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
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christian seavey

he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone
by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021
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Christian

Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.
Christian you greasy lebo come here.
by turk nigga March 26, 2019
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Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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Christian Foo

5 year old squeaker that likes to play "Soft toys" the soft toys he meant is probably the sussy toys for woman, He likes to spam her ex Valentina Budiman just to draw an art for him, Christian Foo often blocks other people but not girls. He does nothing but scream in the mic for balls.
Christian Foo? More like christian food 😳😳😳
by JoeBalls69 November 23, 2021
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