Damn that cake was good last night, too bad he will be gone for 6 months. Or

If your cake got deployed to Africa, that would make him a Zebra cake or if he got deployed to Jamacia that makes him a rum cake.

I can have cake here. I can have cake there. I can have cake anywhere.I can have cake on a plane or in a train while listening to Lil Wayne. I can have cake on Zulu time and I can have cake anytime.

cake by Little Deidre February 27, 2009

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Pound Cake

Another word for a woman who would typically be referred to as a whore. Use of this word derives from the overkill of the word "whore."
Background information: Women love being referred to desserts. If you call a woman a pound cake to her face, she will think it is sweet while you are just calling her a whore. See example.

Use of whore:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're a WHORE!
Girl: (Gasp!) I AM NOT!!!! {slaps Boy across face}

Use of pound cake:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're such a pound cake.
Girl: Awww, {Insert Boy's Name}, you're so sweet {commence smile and hug followed by later actions}

Pound Cake by SxE JFB March 7, 2013

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SWISS CAKE ROLLS

some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good

i love swiss cake rolls

SWISS CAKE ROLLS by JOrdan darks May 10, 2007

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Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

Strawberry Cum-Cake by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

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