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Christian Horseshoes

"Hey, Greg, you up for a game of Christian Horseshoes?"
"Damn Skippy I am, Carl. Saddle up big boy."
by Not Courtney Evans July 10, 2017
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Christian Foo

5 year old squeaker that likes to play "Soft toys" the soft toys he meant is probably the sussy toys for woman, He likes to spam her ex Valentina Budiman just to draw an art for him, Christian Foo often blocks other people but not girls. He does nothing but scream in the mic for balls.
Christian Foo? More like christian food 😳😳😳
by JoeBalls69 November 23, 2021
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Christian

A hot fuckking god with a large penis. Loves 69. Who could ask for more? He is always funny and nice. One of the smartest in the class. He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you. Christian is a very sporty guy.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
Christian is defined as a God, Girls bestfriend and a Legend
by i have a Crush on Christian December 12, 2016
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christian

Christian is very gay
Christian is Gay
by ryder gay May 29, 2022
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Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
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Mount Carmel Christian

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.
Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.
by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022
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Christian

Yeah dude Christian is such a dick hole
by Hoodiedan July 28, 2019
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