Committed Campbell

The art of soiling oneself, when presented with the answer “no”

“Boyfriend wouldn’t let me drive his car home from a heavy nights drinking, so I pissed myself in the driver seat” - Now thats A Committed Campbell

by Robbie Codder January 1, 2026

Dan Campbell

As of 2026, the head coach of the NFL’s Detroit Lions. Since January 2021, Campbell has coached the Lions and is considered by many to be one of, if not the greatest head coach in the franchise’s history. He holds an impressive record of 54-45-1 and has the most playoff wins as a Lions head coach at 2 (as of 1/13/26). He’s known for his pride in his teammates, his ballsy plays (for fuck’s sake he had an offensive tackle play QB once), and being allergic to field goals. It doesn’t matter if you have one asscheek and three toes, he will beat your ass. You can knock him down, he will smile at you, he will get up, and on the way up he will bite a kneecap off.

In short, Jesus 2.

Dan Campbell is the greatest football coach in existence.

by beef boss January 13, 2026

went to camp

An excuse used when you have died and returned in zombie form.

"Hey, I'm not dead, I just went to camp!"
-eats people-

by different5678 February 28, 2009

the happy camper

extended alternative of THC, Tetrahydrocannabinol.
The Happy Camper

Let's have fun when we go camping, we'll be the happiest campers there...

The happy camper stands for THC!

by xhiei September 16, 2010

John Wayne Camp

a place for sexual intercourse.

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.

by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011

going to camp

An efficient way of telling your friends tha you're gay.

To guys, I'm going to camp.

by Reach71 March 9, 2016

Half-Life 2 Campaign

Often shorted by "HL2C" used by people, its actual form is "Half-Life 2 Campaign"

Hey, do you wanna play some Half-Life 2 Campaign together?

by TereziPyrope_gallowsCallibrato March 25, 2017