The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.
"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "
by Dead.juice March 4, 2014
Get the Playing Flappy Bird mug.Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.
by imsusUWU December 21, 2021
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Get the bite my bird mug.The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth
Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird
Hahah really?
Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though
Hahah really?
Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though
by H4949 June 1, 2016
Get the The Big Silver Bird mug.A meaningful way to "give the bird" and help the hungry at the same time. Usually happening around Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Yea, that's cool. Every year around the holidays, he makes it a point to givin-da-bird to the needy. Who doesn't tear up when you can feed someone a turkey dinner?
by Fsu Big Dawg November 21, 2010
Get the Givin-da-bird mug.Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005
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