Mono-Ball

Someone who only has one testicle, thus the name 'Mono-Ball'.

John: Bert has a Mono-Ball!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.

I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.

by sexypoo November 30, 2009

Chemical Balls

Fake boobs. Silicone tits.

"Stop calling them breast! They're not breast, they're chemical balls!" -Curb Your Enthusiasm

by Faux54 December 1, 2009

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009

ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa

When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too

by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010

Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

Newton Balls

When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.

Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls

by Gordonopus September 5, 2010