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Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.
1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.
by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010
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ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa
When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too
by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010
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Metal Balls.

When a male's are too firm, hard, and boner-like. Causing them to emerge from the given clothing area at that time. making them seem metal, or steel like.
aah, fuck. metal balls, man. metal balls.
by nigg nigg cletis fupa. July 6, 2011
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Brew Balls

Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.
"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."
by Sazier March 2, 2009
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Ball Fucked

When you are doin a girl with your balls and not your dick.
Yo dude, did you here he ball fucked her? Man, that has to hurt.
by Jiggity Josh January 4, 2010
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drunken balls

a female who gets ballsy after a few cocktails
Kiki was crazy last night , she had huge drunken balls...
by nellDoG August 5, 2007
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buckskin balls

courage, bravery, will, intrepidity, and fortitude
"Man that guy really had some buckskin balls talking to me that way!!"
by BRush2009 October 5, 2009
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