the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
by robharry October 23, 2011
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by The One and Only Emo Emu December 16, 2007
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by Birds go Whee-er August 28, 2022
Get the birds go wheee mug.After a sexual encounter, Amber lynn disposed of a condom down the garbage disposal and was therefore a self proclaimed dirty bird bitch.
Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.
Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.
Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.
Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.
by Frankie fingers June 27, 2017
Get the dirty bird bitch mug.Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.
by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005
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"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
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Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.
Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.
Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...
Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.
Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.
Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...
Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.
by abramm24 March 26, 2009
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