bar hog

a bar-ed boar

turn that boar, into a bar

make it a bar hog

by Barack Hussein Obama January 14, 2019

5 Star Dive Bar

In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.

Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment

- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop

- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy

- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people

- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff

“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”

“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”

by sherwoods July 25, 2023

snatch bar

a chunk of vagina juice that has become a semi solid and is putrid in odor.

I went to go down on her and she had a big ass snatch bar in her panties that smelled like week old fish. Similar to a cunt nugget

by nasty mcnasty March 28, 2015

Marg Bar SpongeBob

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.

Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!

by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

Bar fly

A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story

Melissa Hassenger is a bar fly.

by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024

bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.

I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014

Bar Pash

A bar pash is an Australian term for a young male or female finding a random male or female form across the bar .. making out and then never seeing eachother again .
Generally you are pretty drunk for this to happen because you have your alcohol confidence and just go for it

I’m excited for a few bar pashs tonight!

“Hey mate, I’m going to find a few hot bar pashs tonight! Let see how many we can get”

by Stevenirwin January 13, 2019