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Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.
Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.
by zuulybully July 18, 2018
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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape
She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday
by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020
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Texas

In this context, "Texas" refers to the first state to implement a ban on cellphones in classrooms, leading parents to give their children the classic Texas Instruments calculator which has always remained unchanged since 1995—despite kids often wanting the latest iPhone.
After Texas banned cellphones in class, my parents handed me a Texas Instruments calculator, while all I wanted was the newest iPhone to keep up with my friends.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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West Texas Drawbar

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.
"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."
by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023
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Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.
He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.
by Voinyws June 30, 2022
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Texas wet stick

When a chick from texas grinds her soaking wet pussy on your dick cowgirl style and leaves it soaking wet and pre-lubed before riding it.
Bro I went to visit my family down in texas and met this thick black chick and she gave me a Texas wet stick.
by Recome November 25, 2025
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