Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
by Idrill January 14, 2024
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dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023
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Texas twins

Siblings of different ages who end up in the same grade.
His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.
by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014
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The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 26, 2021
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Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation
by Opossum of Texas January 03, 2025
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Texas 6-pack

A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.

I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."
by All3y_C4t September 26, 2021
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Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
by Unsupervised Adult July 02, 2022
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