Shower Beret

Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.
A shower beret is heaven on the hair in style
by ProductManager June 22, 2010
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shower gravey

Masterbution in the shower
the wife wasn't in the mood so I made some shower gravey
by donkeyman1 April 20, 2017
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shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden
by fuckalight March 02, 2019
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Based Shower

When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.
Yo bros we ready for McCoy’s? I just took a based shower.
by San Jamar August 07, 2022
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Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?
by San Jamar August 07, 2022
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Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower
by Dankone January 20, 2024
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Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.
Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.
by Raccoon9274 September 18, 2023
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