When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)
When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner
by BLEVE March 21, 2013
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hit my phone up

'Hit my phone up' used only by people called Justin Bieber in songs. It simply means 'hit me up' or even more simply 'call me' or 'text me on my mobile telephone' but that wouldn't cut it as a lyric in his song.
Friend 1: 'Hey do you fancy going out tonight?'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'
by Esta Loco Vida January 16, 2016
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1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)
1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby
by CarlVonClausewitz April 06, 2021
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the fit has hit the shan

A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".
{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...
by Telephony November 26, 2014
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Talk Shit, Get Hit

Phrase that means what it says. Talk shit, and get your ass beat.
Jamie is a shit talker. She runs her mouth like she can beat anyone up and isn't afraid to mess with no one. One day, she got into a fight with a girl. Jamie did her usual shit talking and got her ass beat. Talk shit, get hit, Jamie. OWNED BITCH.
by uafakeazzbitch11 April 08, 2010
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Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits
smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"
by T-Unit45 November 01, 2009
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