kick him in the [5-hole]

to kick someone in the balls/crotch

I will kick him in the 5-hole.

he was creeping so I got him in the 5-hole

by Jesseeeka March 30, 2007

Downlo 5-0

An cop working undercover

My stash was jacked by a downlo 5-0 Last night.

by Shaun Reilly December 19, 2007

÷™™ hzxc × uócfd 8(+-!&5*°€]¶™ 4309)-5*_*√÷π^€

That means you are mad and you are pressing keys, pushing alt codes, pressing numbers

*types ÷™™ hzxc × uócfd 8(+-!&5*°€¶™ 4309)-5*_*√÷π^€*

by Saetern June 21, 2018

5 inch punisher

A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.

Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020

5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

5 Star Rare Item

Adjective, Noun.

When somthing is absolutely amazing and splendiferous.

Allen bought a brand-new Alien Ware desktop today, and took it to his friends LAN party.

......5 Star Rare Item......

by Blackpudding June 25, 2009

5 Finger Prego Punch

A high 5, from a man to a woman, which results in the woman becoming pregnant.

I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.

by habitual sassbox January 25, 2012