I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

4 fingers up

You think Lindsey is the coolest person ever

Lindsey is the coolest person ever because she is beast at everything. In that 4 fingers up

by lindseyjayde May 8, 2022

Four Fingers Up

Holding Four finger up indicates that you think Remi is the coolest person ever.

Did you see Emily put Four Fingers Up? She must think Remi is so cool.

by MeAtBalL_12 May 30, 2022

4 fingers up

You think Isabella is the funniest and best person ever you can not back out of this

*puts 4 fingers up*

Dang they think Isabella is the most funny person ever

by Isab8lla April 13, 2022

4 fingers up

Having 4 fingers up means you are madly in love with Sam. no questions asked

“why does everyone have 4 fingers up?” Because they all love sam.

by s7.ldnn April 7, 2022

4 fingers up

means there in need of titty pics

wow he asked me for nudes with 4 fingers up

by hornynig225 April 12, 2022