by No man! February 11, 2024
A Dirty Ludwin is when a person smack the shit out of another person and stick their middle toe into their ear
by Foustus Longbottom April 16, 2020
When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.
by Ohyeahbro June 05, 2019
by TheRecipe144 December 29, 2024
A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
by ellodad January 26, 2021
1.) When you and your significant other dress up in furry suits at exactly 3:15am to proceed in cock and ball torture.
2.) Your mom
2.) Your mom
by dilf_lover420 September 25, 2021
by dannydaycare February 15, 2022