low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024

Dirty prince

When you & your partner defecate in your hand then your partner gets on all fours and you sit on their back and set the feces on your head like a crown.

Yo im tryna get this girl to let me do the Dirty Prince on her

by GOOGAARUUUUEEEE April 22, 2024

Dirty Spency

When you cut your penis off and you let a female mantis lay eggs in it and stick it up your best friends ass and they hatch

Spencer’s grandpa gave him the dirty spency last night. He can still feel the eggs crawling inside of hi.

by Razalicious April 22, 2024

Dirty Lilli

A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.

Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*

by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024

Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet

Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day

by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024

Dirty Arnulfo

A sex act where a man sticks his penis inside an obese man’s bellybutton, using fecal matter as lubricant.

Gage: I received a Dirty Arnulfo from Joseph last night!
Jonathan: Nice! Can he give me one as well?

by CharlieWendigo April 23, 2024

Dirty Casano

When your boy butt chugs a beer before you take a funnel to his corn hole and blow as hard as humanely possible until it comes shooting out of his nose and into the mouth of your significant other who waits laying down and with an open mouth.

Holy shit! Is that Ryan doing a Dirty Casano in the corner!? He's making such a mess.

by SheDoesntLoveMeOnlyCodeine April 23, 2024