EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023

fuck my cunt

Fuck my cunt simply said..
Fuckstrated ..

Damnit Rob why don't u just fuck my cunt ?

by Sadistiklydopee October 21, 2023

da fuck

When she ask if she can have crab legs but her man like nah bruh.

Woman - Baby, can I have some crab legs while Pregnant? Man - Da fuck!?

by Him1000 October 22, 2023

fuck nicki minaj

the meaning of this slang is fuck nicki minaj

Girl: My fav artist is nicki minaj
guy: man fuck nicki minaj

by yotahi October 22, 2023

Peanut fudge butter fuck

When you fuck a monkey.

Woah man I’m a dog ass nigga PUBG and I’m bout to peanut fudge butter fuck with a fatty fat fat fap fap.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023

Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.

DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.

by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023