who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 22, 2014

dirty juice harp

When you tongue bang the anus, and two finger twang inside the poon-tang. All while humming a folk tune.

I’m going to give her the dirty juice harp tonight.

by Redsiege February 19, 2020

dirty khala

The act of getting cheese wiz up your ass while you dance the luau

My favorite tradition is the dirty khala.

by Kittylover23 June 23, 2020

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 30, 2024

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

Dirty htx

When a school fucks you over again and again until you kill yourself or shoot up the school.

Oh yeah, my school did a dirty htx

by Thuskius October 25, 2023

Dirty Mystic

When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.

Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.

by EsoMystic June 24, 2021