Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

4 fingers up

Lucia is Jakes wife 💍♥️

4 fingers up in a picture means you are married.

by Master96 August 8, 2022

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Bite-up

To blush or feel overjoyed while receiving praise or a positive reaction from someone

I feel bite-up when my mom said I had nice hair

Or

Emmanuel felt bite-up after the girl laughed at his joke

by th3Druπk¢h3m1st March 14, 2023

Zipped Up

Being well organized or in sync.

“Did you see the show last night?”
“Yeah it was really zipped up!”

by Poopboyslim February 25, 2022

Throwing up 4s

a sign saying you miss your ex

Denise was throwing up 4s, she must really miss diego.

by very depressed kid October 29, 2022