food test

When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .

Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.

by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016

Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016

basic food blues

When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want

Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.

by karkar October 10, 2016

Angel Food

A homosexual pilot

Jay: Hai guyz
Zach: Are you Angel Food?
Jay: Yeah I'm gay

by everydayimsteppingonabeach September 21, 2016

wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

food

The thing to buy people in order to make friends.

Person 1: Damn I really want some food bro
Person 2: I'll get you food bro
Person 1: bro

by Mfoey September 9, 2016

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016