waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.

by Adamr86 February 19, 2024

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waffle rider

An attractive female full of charm and wit, but who has a mildly retarded egomaniac for a brother.

That Mandi is such a waffle rider. I would hook up with her if it weren't for her brother.

by MizRacy March 20, 2010

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Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information

Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”

by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023

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Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.

Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.

by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020

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Waffle Gang

To be a member of or to refer to a group of individuals who own the standard version of the Steyr AUG series of rifles, of which use magazines that have the same color and grid pattern that are reminiscent of a waffle.

Jim: I just got a brand new AUG today!
Steve: Are you Waffle Gang or NATO Gang?
Jim: Waffle Gang rise up!

by HutchV2.0 March 24, 2024

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