K-Twat

Kez hay it

'Is Kez coming out? Nah man you know how K-Twat be'

by DC3917 February 5, 2021

Twat

A British term for someone who is just a silly little stinker

"Oi mate, you little twat, get o'er 'here, or I'll send you to the colonies. I love queen lizzy, tea, biscuits, crumpets, scones, yorkshire, and the town of sussex.

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

Not in this land alone,
But be God’s mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o’er.

From every latent foe,
From the assassin's blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er his thine arm extend,
For Britain’s sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!"

by laddie616 November 6, 2022

twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Twat Twitchy

When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.

Thinking of you still makes my Twat Twitchy.

by Tina the Twat Twitcher April 3, 2024

Tinkle-twat

When someone is really inconveniently annoying. Especially at any place of air travel.

These tinkle-twats made me check in my luggage!

by lwaluben September 7, 2019

Snuffle twat

A vagina that is lubed by spitting her own snuff juices onto it.

That bitch is so redneck i bet she has a snuffle twat

by Bushman77 October 31, 2016

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018