Tattletwat

Stealing success by being a corporate rat and being a two faced sneaky twat, is only showing bad character, untrustworthiness and a lack of compassion. That is in my opinion is grimy and scandalous.

Look there goes tattletwat again, trying to steal the bosses job.

by Socialnightmare81 September 18, 2016

turtleneck overflow

When you're wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool.

Lauren: Hey dude, nice turtleneck.
Kevin: Thanks. It doesn't fit me very well.
Lauren: Oh man, you've got some mad turtleneck overflow.

by Cejei October 5, 2016

Turtle retreat

When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.

Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"

by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016

Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.

by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

turtle

When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.

When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.

by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016

turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016