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teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.
Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!

save the turtles 

save the turtles because if we didn't ... we wouldn't have any turtles!!
SAVE THE TURTLES BECKY!! USE A MOTHER FUCKING METAL STRAW!!!!!!!! and i oop- sksksksksksksskskkssksksks

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!