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The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.
This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.
by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019
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Concrete Toe

Concrete Toe is a rare form of martial art where the user violently shoves their toes against hard surfaces, almost breaking them until they turn gray and become as strong as concrete.
Change trained for years on how to master concrete toe and he's finally done it.
Bob smacked me with his concrete toe and busted eight of my ribs.
by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019
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Concrete Toe

Concrete Toe is a rare form of martial art where the user violently shoves there toes against hard surfaces, almost breaking them until they turn gray and become as strong as concrete.
Change trained for years on how to master concrete toe and he's finally done it.
Bob smacked me with his concrete toe and busted eight of my ribs.
by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019
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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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toe the bowl

when you're sitting on a bed smoking and you go to stand up and your bowl rolls onto your toes
person 1: *stands up from sitting in a bed* "oh shoot the bowl just rolled onto my toes"
person 2: "eww bro did you just toe the bowl!"
by almostcorrect December 17, 2019
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Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.
Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!
by Coolmofo December 23, 2019
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Toes on 0

My friend commented on my Instagram today saying toes on 0
by Ben_dover December 23, 2019
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